cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
cat food counts as protein by the way
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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