I need help removing her.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
