we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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