the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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