i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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