I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've changed since you got that strap on
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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