do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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