Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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