Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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