She is in my trunk
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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