where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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