I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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