Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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