I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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