He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I love you. Go after that dick
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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