He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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