Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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