Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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