Sober January is a disaster.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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