Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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