Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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