I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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