I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the day after is always just damage control
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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