why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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