As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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