i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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