we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Just high enough for therapy.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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