They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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