Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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