Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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