they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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