sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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