i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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