we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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