i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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