try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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