I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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