Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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