he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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