question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Walk of Shame today included voting.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i black out too much to be "responsible"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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