I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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