youre lurking in front of me
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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