i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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