The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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