He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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