i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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