...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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