The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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