you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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