why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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