so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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