i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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