Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
R you on birth control?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.