i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.