David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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