Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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