oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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