he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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