i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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